The Internet's Become a Fish

I wonder at someone's strange wish,
some odd and deranged jerk,
my internet's become a fish,
which shows why it won't work.
My browser loads like a blue whale,
though fish whales may not be,
my email runs slower than snail,
though snail from land not sea.
Whatever, fish the net remains,
a school of ill made pages,
though I toil hard with greatest pains,
I'm stuck in lobster cages.
As fishy as my network seems,
and full too of pollution,
an answer to this problem beams,
a workable solution!
If whoever had that strange wish,
whatever cause they had,
please revert the web back from fish,
and I will be quite glad.

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