Good Fortune

Once a week the cafeteria at work has a Mongolian Grill they do, which I enjoy greatly. Recently, however, it's quality has begun dropping in one particular area. They really need to find a better fortune cookie company.

Today's fortune reads as follow:

"Here we go. 'Moo Shuu Cereal' for breakfast with duck sauce."

I'd call this the worst fortune ever, except that I can't even classify it as a fortune. It sounds more like whoever makes these fortunes started having fun with potential bad meal ideas, and whoever they were dictating to didn't realize they'd stopped coming up with fortunes.