The Bad News: Super Smash Brothers has been delayed (again) to the 9th of March. Alas.
The Good News: This is my 300th entry in this pit of insanity!
The Bad News: That calls for some parody in ill taste concerning Spartans.
The Good News: I'm not going to do that.
The Bad News: Instead, you get to see how many times a politician can dodge the same question! (Answer: Not 300)