Date an Ugly Person

You don't have a choice. Allpeople are ugly.

The standards that the media have concocted for what a woman or a man should look like are absolutely ridiculous. Don't abide by them, because there isn't a beautiful person alive if they are the measure.

So date an ugly, hideous and twisted visage of all that is right and natural*. You'll thanks yourself later.

On a side note, this site lead me to that link. Visiting is highly recommended. You might not agree with the man, you might not like him, but he's more than willing to talk about whatever subject with you on equal terms, so long as you aren't being a jerk. He'll make lots of fun of you if you're a jerk.

*according to cosmetics companies.