skip to main |
skip to sidebar
CAUTION: All civilians should be aware of the hazards presented by Earphones. Failure to do so can result in deafness, ornery behavior, a severe lack of hair, aging, and "Young Whippersnappers".
In the event you find another civilian unaware of the situations in the depicted image, inform them how in your day such dangerous devices didn't exist, and how grateful you were regardless.
CAUTION: Calculating tools can be unsafe and are not to be utilized by untrained persons. Adhere to the preceding warnings or face serious hazards.
If you see anyone using an calculator in any of the unintended but common scenarios depicted prior, shinobi especially, avoid the event area as much as possible.
CAUTION: Desktop Audio devices are dangerous objects and not to be misused. Follow the above guidelines or serious injury and/or death may occur.
If you see anyone using an desktop audio device in any of the hazardous manners shown above, especially if they are a ninja, keep a safe distance away from the party involved.
CAUTION: Air Purifiers are dangerous objects and not to be misused. Follow the above guidelines or serious injury and/or death may occur.
If you see anyone using an air purifier in any of the hazardous manners shown above, expecially if they are a ninja, keep a safe distance away from the party involved.
