I have my two front teeth, but I don't have:
1) An Electric Razor. Mom's complaining I don't shave enough, my poor, bloody face is trembling at the thought of more than once weekly massacres.
2) Sony Vegas. It's $200, so I'll accept minor donations in lieu of the full package.
3) A Guitar. Low Priority, High Price. Not advisable, but I thought I'd throw that out there.
4) A Gamer Chick. Resumes accepted but direct interviews preferred.
5) An Obama Presidency plzkthx.
6) A Monkey Music Mix. This is a specialty job that only one couple I know can perform.
7) Music CDs. Classical, Techno, and anything you think is awesome is welcome.
8) Nerdy T-Shirts always accepted. Nice shirts and ties also a good idea.
9) Prayers that I actually get Christmas week off.