Wanderings of the Meandering Mind: 2011.03

20110324

Today's Fortune: Love, plus a Bonus

Today's fortune cookie reads: "You will always be surrounded by those who love you."

CIRCLE THE WAGONS, WE'RE SURROUNDED!

Bonus Grannyism: "Smile - it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Uh, thanks Sweet Leaf for that insight.

20110316

Today's Fortune: Adventure

Today's fortune cookie reads: "Get ready for a daring adventure."

The question is, will this be my adventure or am I one of the NPCs that says, "Welcome to our village!" no matter how many times you talk to them?

20110308

To Isengard

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

20110303

Face

No fortune today. Instead, take this test: http://www.faceblind.org/facetests/fgcfmt/fgcfmt_intro.php

I got 71 out of 72 correct. I declare myself awesome, despite being completely unable to remember anyone's name.

Who is this strange person?

You don't want to know. Trust me, you really don't. You may think you do, you may feel you do, you might even actually want to know. But really, you don't. There are a lot of reasons why you don't want to know. The first is I'm really quite boring. Trust me on that one, B-O-R-I-N-G. The second is I'm quite insane. Straight jacket insane. Not an interesting insane mind you, just that kind that makes you wake up in the middle of the night screaming something about how the Teletubbies invaded Cuba and set up a regime of Pants, Elephants and Used Cars. The last reason is that you don't want to know. I've probably already let on to too much. I might have to kill you. Speaking of which, where do you live?