Wanderings of the Meandering Mind: travel

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20110113

Today's Fortune: Travel

Today's fortune cookie reads: "You are going to travel somewhere far away."

Note the complete lack of qualifiers dictating when this will happen, and the vagueness of "far away" as a term of distance.

Who is this strange person?

You don't want to know. Trust me, you really don't. You may think you do, you may feel you do, you might even actually want to know. But really, you don't. There are a lot of reasons why you don't want to know. The first is I'm really quite boring. Trust me on that one, B-O-R-I-N-G. The second is I'm quite insane. Straight jacket insane. Not an interesting insane mind you, just that kind that makes you wake up in the middle of the night screaming something about how the Teletubbies invaded Cuba and set up a regime of Pants, Elephants and Used Cars. The last reason is that you don't want to know. I've probably already let on to too much. I might have to kill you. Speaking of which, where do you live?

20110113

Today's Fortune: Travel

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Who is this strange person?

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